mikes feet

seriously, ive spent time on a boat with these feet, they are incredible.
i spoke with mike recently, and he said he has been busy making money.
this is great....
now he'll have stuff to blog about.
giving this little blog a reason to live.

i have to admit i havent checked mikes blog in a while.
i will give an update soon

i think hes been busy though.

im pissed!
mikes blog has gone back to being entirely boring!
here it is.
now i have to get off my lazy ass and start this stupid blog again, in hopes that he will get back to work on an interesting life.

He's back on it!

thats right folks,

Mikes been working again!

Since he doesnt like to surf in the winter,

(terrified of Ice Eels)

he has submerged himself in a great series of projects:

blogs, Zines, and other such nonsense.

thanks mike, for giving my blog meaning again.

Blancer...

let me preface this by saying i really like Alexi, but this is bigger than both of us.

these days only one thing can be certain:

girlfriends are cancer to blogs.

im just sayin, 

theres no hope for a creative blog once a dude gets his pickle wet.

The Resurrection

After taking a long break, and considering  the irrefutable fact that all good blogs somehow become quagmired in the Girlfriend Zone for a while, I've come back.

Now is a time of change. i want to do my part.

FTW

guess what?

i ain't lonely anymore dad!

i just boned Argentina!